Domestic Danny Rants

As humans, there are many of us that cohabitate.

Either by choice or by force.

Mine is by force.

I've come to share with you guys some of the incidents of cohabitation that have damn near pushed me over the edge. I'm sure that many of you out there can relate to this or have some worst instances of your own. If you have any stories like these or even just an angry rant of your own, I'd love to hear what you have to say. It would make my corner of the world a little brighter knowing that I'm not the only one surrounded by complete and utter douchebags nor am I the only one on the edge of committing a quadruple homicide. 

The Toilet Seat. 

I share my bathroom with my sister. Do note that she's gone all day at school while I am here most days working from home. I drink quite a bit of coffee and or diet cola while I'm working and that means needing a wee. And I lift the seat. Sue me I lift the seat. When she mosies back from school or wherever the fuck else she's been and sees the seat up I get nothing but a huffy, cunty attitude. I'm sorry I fucking forgot! Working on business plans and working on editorial work often trumps remembering to put the seat down when I'm finished. And she'll tell me to put the seat back down so she can pee. I'm sorry, are her fucking arms broken? They're going to be if this shit keeps up, honestly. It takes 2 seconds, LITERALLY 2 FUCKING SECONDS to put the seat down. I don't know why she's getting all upset about it. It's an effortless task. And for the record, I clean the fucking bathroom, okay? She's been with me here almost 2 fucking years and she's never once cleaned the bathroom. The least she could do is take care of that one fucking thing herself. 

Empty Bottles

Another thing about bathrooms and toilets are showers. Another important tool in modern living. ANOTHER THING SHE DOESN'T FUCKING CLEAN!!! OH MY GOD!! Sometimes when I remove the shower drain I find wads of her long hair knotted around various crap. What does she do in there? It's got to be more than washing. And honestly, I'm surprised she's not bald with the amount of hair I sometimes pull out of that motherfucker. She leaves her empty shampoo and body soap bottles in the shower. Every fucking time. Or she whips them on the floor of the bathroom and like a hen picking up corn feed, I go around picking them all up. I bring them down for recycling while she sits on her expanding ass watching anime on the computer. The next empty bottle that I find just whipped there is getting shoved up her twat. I've had enough of this shit. 

Bath Mat Bitch

She never picks up the bathmat to allow it to dry when she gets out of the shower. Never.  There has been damage to the ceiling below because of the fucking water. Does she listen? No. Is she the one climbing up to fix it? No. Am I about to choke the life out of her in front of Jesus? Yes. Is it really that hard? Get out start drying body, finish drying body, put on clothes, hang up the towel and pick up the cunting mat! I die inside a little time each time I go into the bathroom and see WADDED up towels stuffed on the hangers on the back of the door. WADDED. Rolled up into a fucking ball and wedged up there. WHAT?! Sometimes I think I'm about to have a stroke when I go in there and find water on the floor, the balled towels and empty crap all over the place. And they say that women are clean.

Waste Not, Want Not

If she's not leaving empty shit all over the place, she's leaving 1/4th full bottles and containers places. It's seriously a no win situation with this bitch. Does she realise how much money she wastes by doing this? "Danny, I'm out of this." "Okay." I come back with new face wash for her and I see 3 fucking semi empty bottles! 3 of them!? 3t[4py;hjlrw/e5]rodg !!! The top of my head nearly blows off in anger when I see them all stuffed in the cabinet. No more. Danny is done. She can go out on the fucking street corner and earn her keep if she wants to do shit like this. Honestly. 

TAMPOFF

Having sisters comes with having feminine items around. I wish it didn't. Out of all the things that annoy me the most, this has to be the one that annoys me the most. It's not just annoying it's fucking gross. They leave them unwrapped in places. I literally found a used pad stuck to the side of the sink cabinet. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ANIMAL DOES THIS?! No, not even animals do shit like this! There are no words for the disgust I felt when I smelled something similar to decay and reached down to find that. Or they whip them in the bin, not wrapped, just out there on display like some kind of modern art piece. Watch, there's some fem-nazi "artist" out there who's going to see this and either launch a shit campaign upon me over this or will read this and turn it into some kind of art or statement of both. Wait, isn't there already some disgusting bitch who's painting with her period blood? I can't believe that I'm somehow still dismayed at the shit that humanity does. If there is a God, please have him deliver me from menstruation art. 

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