THE QUIZ MASTER
I needed something to lighten up my mood and maybe give me some insight into myself, my so called purpose here and what kind of traits I have. Yep, you got it. Facebook quizzes. I know, I probably should have been doing something productive to manage my depression and obsessive thoughts, but no, I slipped back into 15-year-old Dan, put on some Fall Out Boy and dug into the deep shit heap that is Facebook.
NATIONALITY
There are some part of my heritage that I'm sure of and other parts on my father's side are a bit of a mystery to me, so I figured why not indulge my inner Carmen San Diego and take a peek into the possible cultures that make me up. MISTAKE.
Um, well I do love potatoes and have some Irish in me, it's not even close to 80%. (Far as I know, but when has Facebook ever really offered me any truths?) Let's take another one to see what it has to say. I couldn't have picked a more shit profile picture to do these quizzes with but smhh. Let's hit round two.
I've never been a maths wizard, but I' pretty sure that I can't be 100% Russian if I'm 80% Irish. Or is that not how this shit works? But, I do have some Russian in me and I love bears riding unicycles and those fur hats they wear in the Artic. On that note, did you know the Russians are building kind of HideOut in the Artic? Yep. Putin was there in his fur-laden glory shaking hands and they showed some pictures of ice-breaking ships. (I guess the world did learn something after Titanic after all! Maybe the two aren't related.) It's got two bits of my background so far, let's see one more.
What the hell is this? I mean I know my granddad on my father's side did spend some time in Japan, during WW II I think, but Jesus. That wouldn't effect me unless the Japanese captured him and made a semi-robot version of him using Asian blood. I can be kawaii as fuck, but I doubt that I have any Japanese in me. If I did I'd be a fuck lot better at maths and I'd have cool anime-style hair. Yeah, okay that last one was a stretch there. I kinda want to do those DNA tests and find out the truth to this.
CRYSTAL BALL ME, BRO
I don't know all that much about astrology, fortune telling and kind of jazz, but I figured, what the fuck, I'm bored let's have a little experiment with it via Facebook quiz. It seems relatively safe, there's no real chance of accidentally summing the part of me that's reining in Hell and it could send some good vibes my way.
Well, I do love to travel and there are so many more places that I want to go....and I'm adding some new places I've not been to my list this autumn so that one's bang on! Let's see...FIND TRUE LOVE. What is this? Is this going to be another cockyank? I've been looking forward to this cause I'm meeting the one I really fancy the pants off...could it be true love? Or just another horrible galactic ha-ha at my expense? I want to think possibly and think that it might be the time that someone I've been aching for happens to me, but the cynical part of me is like, "Dan, you're gonna get fucked, but not in the way you want." Sinful these things. Let's see what else. OOH! A new friend! Hopefully, this one won't be a cunt like most of the lot! Maybe this will be a friend I can do things I wanna do with and not have to pay for every goddamn thing! Please, universe, throw e a frickin' bone here. This has been a rather good result, let's see what the month of May has in store for me.
*Screams like mother werewolf when one of the babies bites one of her teets*
Is this just cementing the find true love bit from before? Is it talking about the meeting thing that's going to take place in May? Holy fuck. This may be some kind of sign or I've lost my mind. (Or if could be a sign that I'm losing my mind. Who knows?) *Screaming continues* I'm really starting to feel a little anxious positivity about all this and the happiness moths are starting to fly about in my tummy. Is it too early for this? But the month is almost over and the thing is happening soon. I just felt like a shot of adrenaline shoot through me. Who needs speed when you can just take obscure Facebook quizzes and build up more or less unrealistic notions of future? Put that on your NA notecards and sell that, why don't ya?
DATE NIGHT WITH DAN
I've not had much in the ways of passion in the last few months and was wondering what the love Gods of the Internet had in store for me. Don't do this. Don't do this ever. It will fuck up faster than an extra edible you weren't expecting to eat. There's only one other Dan I know and that's creepy and slightly incestuous. I know it may seem like I have no morals, but no, I'm not going to tempt the Gods of Biology with this kind of creepfest.
COLOUR ME
I don't think I can handle another one of these so let's move on to something else.
What colour is your heart sounds like it could be fun, though I already know mine's blacker than coal dust.
What colour is your heart sounds like it could be fun, though I already know mine's blacker than coal dust.
Oooh, magenta! I actually really like this colour. Why don't I wear it and why haven't I used the colour in any of my tattoos? I guess I forget about it. You know, put it on the back burner and forget about it type of thing. I am creative and I have a fucking vivid imagination as you can do doubt tell from some of the over the top posts I've put on this blog in the past year. A different perspective? Shit, I'm not even sure I have perspective most of the time. The cheerful bit is mostly a lie, but it's overall good so I will take this one to the bank. Let's keep going with the colour theme!
Awww. Now it's just being a little flatter monkey. The colour of my heart is red, which means power and determination. Passion and fury. For a quick second, I thought it said "FURRY" and I was like, "NOT ON YOUR LIFE M8!!" That really does describe me. I'm passionate about the things I do and I can rage like nobody's business. I'm determined (but also one of the worst procrastinators in the world. I need to be in the right mood and mindset to be able to create/work.) ROTFL describes your personality. Psychology and neuroscience might disagree with you there, but for the sake of fun and the alievement of boredom, I'll run with it.
I've actually had a good time with these and felt the highs and lows of my blood pressure in all new ways! I'm sensing a part two of this in the future. Dunno exactly when, so don't ask! If you'd like to share your results with me or others simply tag #danquizmaster on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram! I can't wait to see some of you in Orlando this upcoming week! I've posted where I'm going to be on all my social media sites so be sure to check them out and DM them for any questions.
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