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Dan Tries IncrEDIBLES! Peanut Butter Buddha

I've decided to try all the Incredibles that I can get my hands on and review all of them. Now, I've been through the website and I've seen they have SO many different products. That being said, I can't get all of them from my local dispensary, so when they do come available or I go to them, I'll blog the reviews here! 
I went for this one first because I am a complete peanut butter addict. I love the shit. I wasn't too keen on the idea of it being white chocolate or the bit of pretzel in it, but I decided to just give it a go. This entire year has been about trying new things, so why stop now when I have a little less than 2 months before the year is out? Oh shit, does that mean I have to come up with a new theme for 2020? Eh, I'll get on that eventually. 
There's just something about coming home after a long, shitty day and kicking back with an edible. Helps me to relax, then I get completely baked. Before we get to the good part, we're going to talk a little bit about the edible itself. And no, sadly this one is NOT vegan. Yeah, I know. I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for this one, but I really wanted to see what was up with it. I'd have prefered a dark-chocolate peanut butter bar, but eh. We live in an imperfect world.

I didn't go all the way to Colorado to get this bar, but I'm wanting to plan a trip this Spring out there to try some other Incredibles, other types of edibles and just let relax. I think it would be a pretty neat trip. I've been out to Denver before and had a pretty good time, but that was...Christmas 2015. Almost 5 full years ago. Christ help me. Where does the time go? But once again, I'm getting distracted here. They are available from a semi-local dispensary in Western Massachusetts. They are available for regular adult usage as well as medicinal. The information on the dispensary is linked below. What they don't tell you is that the bar is rather expensive. I believe the bar was $48.00. I'll be doing a complete price vs product review of the dispensary when I go in and have a proper look around. I'll also talk about the other dispensary, how the two compare in price vs product as well. It won't just be edibles as well. I will do prerolls. I don't know if I want to do flower, but I may want to branch out into that. HA get it? Branch out! Some plant humour right there. 
Let's read what the packaging says. 100mg of THC in total. Nice. Nice. Each square contains..eh, it doesn't say. Or my blind ass can't find where it says. I'm assuming 5mg of THC per square, seeing as the total mg of THC is 100 and each bar contains 20 squares or 20 servings of THC. LOL who only has one square? Let's see...Keep out of reach of children, fuck yes, these are expensive and I don't want to be sharing my high with some little brat who hasn't earned it. Effect of this product may be delayed by 2-4 hours. I gotta say, that's the one downfall with edibles. The wait time for it to hit you. But the highs are so worth it. I eat 4 squares in one go, knowing my tolerance and how I usually start to consume my weed. I've never started with one square. You all remember the edibles from Los Angeles? Those fucking cookies? And after the absolutely insane Halloween high, I'm kinda wanting to reach that kinda nirvana again and why not with this one? This is the peanut butter Buddha after all and nirvana is kinda his thing. A fat guy who likes to get baked and loves peanut butter? Is that my dream man? Is this me finally getting over Puffin? LOL no, that's not happening. 
The texture of the chocolate feels a little oily to me, but it doesn't have any kind of strange aftertaste. With some edibles, you get an aftertaste or you really can taste the marijuana in them-that's what thing I never bought. People saying they didn't know it was pot chocolate. My asshole you didn't! You can taste the bloody weed! It's not that bad. I wish it had more of a peanut butter taste is all. I'm waiting what feels like forever for the high to kick in. The other edibles hit me within 30 minutes. This is taking a little bit longer. I'm getting pissed off. I just want to be baked after today. Is that too much to ask? I'm fucking overwhelmed and I need some relief. I'm ready to scream and cry. I hold it all in and eat 2 more squares. That's the best thing about marijuana. You can't overdose. It's the safest high there is. And despite me wanting to do stupid shit when I'm high when the full body high hits, I can't really get up. It feels like everything's out of balance and I lose all the motivation to actually move. I just want to chill out in the bed. We're 6 squares in. Let's see what this mama can do. I'm ready and waiting, Mary Jane. It starts slow.
My self-doubt starts to melt away. All the negative feelings, all the worry and the experience of the entire day starts to fade into the background. I'm actually starting to like myself a little bit. Holy shit!  I want to take a picture to capture the way I feel. I feel handsome, attractive on every level. I'm proud to be me. I focus on the best parts of me. I can feel my self-esteem rising. I feel fucking incredible. I could swing around the room, feeling the joy surround me. It's like I've been licking rainbows and I've just had the best fuck of my life. Is this being alive? My hypocrisy laughs at me and I laugh right back at it. I feel like I could be my best friend. The high hits me like a lorry truck. A lopsided smile paints itself on the lower half of my face.
It's only about 15:30 in the afternoon, yet internally it feels like midnight. I'm talking to my friend on the phone that it's so fucking strange that the sun is out in the middle of the day and maybe this is a signal that its the end of the world. She asks me what the fuck is wrong with me and I just sit there, staring out through the window panes, my memory washing over me. It feels like Christmas and I don't know why. It's an odd sensation. I want to run through the snow, screaming in joy, the sun illuminating everything around me. I can taste the snow on my tongue, the cold in the back of my throat. I try telling her this and she asks me what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't know why my highs are always intense like this, but I should do some digging and find out why. 

It appears that stoned me loves Madeline. My inner child comes out to play, so I pop on Youtube and start singing along to "The Bad Bad Hat" song. I'm clapping along to the rhythm, the music flowing out of me like I'm listening to an Adele song. I'm singing along to all the songs, then, just like that, I'm back in my childhood garden. The bricks of the walkway have moss all over them. I can smell the damp Earth. It's just rained. I'm jumping rope outside, everything is moving backwards. It's sprinkling out, but I don't care. The trees are loving the mist as much as I am. It's cold out, I should be wearing a jacket, but for some reason, I can't feel anything. For some reason, my brain is telling me that the sun has set 3 times on this day and that's why it's raining. The faces of the trees are somewhat haunting, but I just keep staring into them; it's as if I'm waiting for the darkness between them to reach out and take me or at the very least, stare back into me. I feel suspended in time. My elbows tickle. I know I'm seeing this all in my head, but it feels so incredibly real. Memory mixes with fantasy giving me one of the best shows of my life. I lay down and watch periods of my life in different lights based on the different decisions that I've made. Oh my God. I'm Nemo Nobody. This explains so much. Now without anxiety or doubt in the way, I can see everything. I'm everything and nothing all at once.

It's as if I transcend. I'm surrounded by white light and then I think for a moment that I've died; then I remember the truth about that and the light is surrounded by grey fog. A woman's voice calls my name out. It's warm and loving. She wants to keep me safe and protect me. "Daniel." Her voice is soothing, washing over me. I feel welcome in her presence. I can't see her but she smells of sandalwood and Christmas trees, but not the shitty overpowering pine part. I stop breathing allowing her hands to work themselves all over me. I need this touch. Her chubby fingers are warm, strong and methodical; working out all the knots all over my body. It feels so good, this is just what I need. I feel tingles all over my body, I'm loose and limber....And then I'm asleep without even realising it.

Let's rate this shall we?
Taste: 8/10 Could have more of a peanut butter taste tbh
High 7.5/10 not as good as some of the others, needed to eat more to get my prefered level of high.
Value: 7.5/10 because of the amount I needed to eat to get to my high, it wasn't really worth it. I got 2 highs for 40 bucks. I wish the bars were a little bigger for that price.

Would I try other products by them?
Yes, I think I would. I want to see what other fab treats they have out there! 

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