Diet Cola Dan
I think I may have developed a slight addiction to diet cola. Not just the coke brand either, pretty much every type of diet cola. I don't give a fuck about the brand, I just need that sparkling, black goodness. A rather good representation of my soul if I'm honest. Though, Coke Zero is my absolute favourite. One day, I literally drank 30 cans of the shit. I'm still amazed I didn't OD on that caramel colour they use in it or have a heart attack from all the caffeine. (I also had a few coffees in the morning.)
I need to have the stuff. My beverage diet consists of water, tea, coffee and Coke zero/ Diet Coke. Once in a while, I'll have almond milk (sugar-free) with a tea biscuit or something or like a sparkling light cranberry juice, but for the most part, it's those 4 things, mainly the Coke zero. I love the taste, the colour and how it makes me feel like I'm sparkling inside. And when I don't have at least one can, I get a headache and I can become a right arsehole to those around me. It probably is a problem. But is it worse than other things I've put inside me? And no, that's not a fuck joke...though it can be taken as one. You be the judge for yourself.
I just counted all the cans that I collected over the last month...137 cans of diet cola. Jesus Christ. I drank a lot more of it than I realised. I run on the stuff most days, ignoring breakfast, lunch and dinner. I get consumed by it and don't want to eat. It feels like I can do anything with the that coursing through me. I feel light like I'm walking on air. I feel powerful and strong. It's a perfect boost of confidence that I need.
Maybe I should have made a New Year's resolution to cut down on the shit...Well, we all know that I'd just break it. And no one wants to be a failure even if its' something stupid like a New Year's resolution. I don't know why, but I've been wanting to type "revolution" rather than "resolution." Maybe there's something to that. Maybe I'll drink less, but I don't think I'll be drinking more. Is there a way a human could drink more of it? At least I'll save some money if I drink less of it. Thinking Postive!
Tomorrow is another episode of TATOO TALK THURSDAYS!
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have you share your stories with me!
Also, I've got a Dan the Doodlebug 3 in the works for you guys!
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I need to have the stuff. My beverage diet consists of water, tea, coffee and Coke zero/ Diet Coke. Once in a while, I'll have almond milk (sugar-free) with a tea biscuit or something or like a sparkling light cranberry juice, but for the most part, it's those 4 things, mainly the Coke zero. I love the taste, the colour and how it makes me feel like I'm sparkling inside. And when I don't have at least one can, I get a headache and I can become a right arsehole to those around me. It probably is a problem. But is it worse than other things I've put inside me? And no, that's not a fuck joke...though it can be taken as one. You be the judge for yourself.
I just counted all the cans that I collected over the last month...137 cans of diet cola. Jesus Christ. I drank a lot more of it than I realised. I run on the stuff most days, ignoring breakfast, lunch and dinner. I get consumed by it and don't want to eat. It feels like I can do anything with the that coursing through me. I feel light like I'm walking on air. I feel powerful and strong. It's a perfect boost of confidence that I need.
Maybe I should have made a New Year's resolution to cut down on the shit...Well, we all know that I'd just break it. And no one wants to be a failure even if its' something stupid like a New Year's resolution. I don't know why, but I've been wanting to type "revolution" rather than "resolution." Maybe there's something to that. Maybe I'll drink less, but I don't think I'll be drinking more. Is there a way a human could drink more of it? At least I'll save some money if I drink less of it. Thinking Postive!
Tomorrow is another episode of TATOO TALK THURSDAYS!
Feel free to submit your own topics of questions you'd like me to answer or
talk about on the TTT blogs! I'd love to share some more stories with you guys and
have you share your stories with me!
Also, I've got a Dan the Doodlebug 3 in the works for you guys!
LINKS:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AnjaAbsinthe/
Instagram: instagram.com/anjathesickboy/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ichliebebillah
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