Danny Talks: Write Me Lover / Time Turner
I'm never going to have my own talk show, that's a given.
I wanted to have a little outlet where I can just chat about random things; Actually, I kinda already do that on here...
Let's just jump into things here.
I'm a huge an of The Little Mermaid. While I'm not one of those adults who creams themselves over Disney films, I am a sucker for the classics. Though in the interest of honesty, I do like the original version better. There's just something about the agony she endures for love that's deliciously dark. (So I'm a bit of a masochist, that's nothing new.) In the Disney story, Ariel signs a contract with Ursula, we're not going to debate the fact that it's not actually legally binding because Ariel's a minor and several other reasons, and she gets her legs in exchange for her voice. Before signing the contract she questions, "But without my voice how will I-?" Ursula interjects and says, "You've got your looks, your pretty face, And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!" Which is all good and true, but these two dumbass tarts are forgetting one important thing.
Ariel can write. We've seen her read and sign the contract. Well, not so much read, but write. And in the separate cartoon before these events take place, see her reading books and writing. Why the fuck didn't she just write Eric a not explaining that SHE saved him and explain who she was? And Eric, who was royalty could have read the note, as the Royals in that time were educated and could read and write. (Also cementing the fact that Ariel could as well since she was a princess.) Seriously, they spend all this time together and she never once, in the Disney or the original version, thought to communicate via notes? Was she driven so wild by the cock that she forgot this ability to write? I've never seen anyone so cock crazy in my life...well except my mother at a Backstreet Boys concert.
(My reaction to thinking what the fuck is wrong with these two?) Why didn't the thought occur to her? Or him? Well, he didn't know she was a princess...but how many fit peasant girls were there running around almost naked on a beach right by his house? Then again, he was a pretty sexy prince. Maybe he was running a spin-off of the bachelor out of his palace and that's why Grimbsy is so distraught Eric hasn't found a woman yet.
And while I'm waffling and making arguments of logic, I've got another one that's been bothering me since childhood; this one has to do with Britain's sweetheart, Harry James Potter. Within the story, in the third book, it's revealed that his schoolmate and behind the scenes booty-call, Hermonie, has a device called a time-turner. Basically a fucking time machine. And it's not even the first one of it's kind. In fact, the Ministry of Magic has hundreds of the things. Yet no one ever thought to use one and go back and prevent Voldemort from being born. Or if they didn't have the heart to push his mother down the stairs or use the old wire coat hanger trick when she was out cold (that could be seen as a form of rape I guess) why didn't they just go back in time and kill him while he was sitting on the toilet? Death by dookie?
And this chicken-shit idea of "wizards shouldn't meddle with time, they could upset the balance!" I really don't see a downside here. Saving numerous lives and millions in damages, funeral costs & child welfare doesn't seem like a bad thing. Sure there would be a few more assholes running around, but that seems like a fair price to pay for getting rid of the literary equivalent of Adolf Hitler. Am I the only one who noticed the parallels of Hitler and Voldy? Anybody? Anybody?
Another thing, Sirus Black. He said he was innocent, yet the Ministry and a bunch of their officials said that was a load of horse cock and put him in prison...They had a way to verify it. They could have used a time turner to go back in time and see it all unfold; they'd see that Sirus killed no one, that Peter was the Judas of the group and the in-direct murderer of James and Lilly Potter, which according to some, were two of the greatest witches/wizards of the age. Wouldn't they want the real 411 on this if they were that important? Even if they weren't? Sounds like they didn't want to start a witch hunt, excuse the pun there. It's things like this that really ruined the story for me. It always bothered me that they didn't use the time turners to change horrible things. Seems a bit like bullshit to me. They want to act like they're all-knowing, all-powerful and that they'll protect the wizarding world and by extension the muggle world, yet they don't have the common decency to check on an alibi? Prevent two major wars? Then again, they're a government organisation...
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And while I'm waffling and making arguments of logic, I've got another one that's been bothering me since childhood; this one has to do with Britain's sweetheart, Harry James Potter. Within the story, in the third book, it's revealed that his schoolmate and behind the scenes booty-call, Hermonie, has a device called a time-turner. Basically a fucking time machine. And it's not even the first one of it's kind. In fact, the Ministry of Magic has hundreds of the things. Yet no one ever thought to use one and go back and prevent Voldemort from being born. Or if they didn't have the heart to push his mother down the stairs or use the old wire coat hanger trick when she was out cold (that could be seen as a form of rape I guess) why didn't they just go back in time and kill him while he was sitting on the toilet? Death by dookie?
And this chicken-shit idea of "wizards shouldn't meddle with time, they could upset the balance!" I really don't see a downside here. Saving numerous lives and millions in damages, funeral costs & child welfare doesn't seem like a bad thing. Sure there would be a few more assholes running around, but that seems like a fair price to pay for getting rid of the literary equivalent of Adolf Hitler. Am I the only one who noticed the parallels of Hitler and Voldy? Anybody? Anybody?
Another thing, Sirus Black. He said he was innocent, yet the Ministry and a bunch of their officials said that was a load of horse cock and put him in prison...They had a way to verify it. They could have used a time turner to go back in time and see it all unfold; they'd see that Sirus killed no one, that Peter was the Judas of the group and the in-direct murderer of James and Lilly Potter, which according to some, were two of the greatest witches/wizards of the age. Wouldn't they want the real 411 on this if they were that important? Even if they weren't? Sounds like they didn't want to start a witch hunt, excuse the pun there. It's things like this that really ruined the story for me. It always bothered me that they didn't use the time turners to change horrible things. Seems a bit like bullshit to me. They want to act like they're all-knowing, all-powerful and that they'll protect the wizarding world and by extension the muggle world, yet they don't have the common decency to check on an alibi? Prevent two major wars? Then again, they're a government organisation...
LINKS
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/anjathesickboy/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/darkdreamingdan
Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/darkdreamingdaniel/
Delectables with Dan series
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dandelectables/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/darkdreamingdan
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dandelectables/
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