70 Horrible Questions...Fuck It.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

I've not been myself these past two weeks, so I'm putting this up as filler. Usual contents will return soon

as there is far less static in my brain. 

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

What parents? 

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

My pizza slice pillow 

03: Do you regret anything?

If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be me. 

04: Are you insecure?

95% of the time.

05: What is your relationship status?

Decaying. 

06: How do you want to die?

In a sea of blood. 

07: What did you last eat?

sugar free choccy ice lolly. 

08: Played any sports?

I’ve been known to participate in sport as a youngin. 

09: Do you bite your nails?

Sometimes.

10: When was your last physical fight?

A day ago.

11: Do you like someone?

Like doesn’t begin to cover how I feel for this jack-ass.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

Bitch, have we met? 

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Yes.

14: Do you miss someone?

Yes.

15: Have any pets?

A doggo.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

sick, agitated, depressed

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Actually yes, in Wellington, New Zealand. 

18: Are you scared of spiders?

They do a creepy thing with their legs I don’t like and all them eyes. It’s fucking unsettling.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Yes.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Shit, it’s been so long I don’t even remember. 

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

In bed watching Shameless

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

2 I think would be good. 

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

I have 31 piercings 

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

I was ace at everything but maths. 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

1 person

26: What are you craving right now?

fuckin garlic bread, m8

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

probably 

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

no

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

she was always crying the first one and the second one went apeshit so yes.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

everything 

31: Does somebody love you?

No

32: What is your favourite colour?

Green / Black 

33: Do you have trust issues?

Yes 

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

This isn’t Jermey Kyle so I’m not gonna talk about it. 

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I don’t recall 

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

yes 

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

neither cause I can’t really do both

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

FUCK ME NO. 

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

15

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Of course.

51: Favourite food?

This fucking cliche again? Fuck me. 

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Yeah, to fuck me and ruin the little bit of happiness in this miserable fucking existence. 

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

threw up

54: Is cheating ever okay?

no

55: Are you mean?

I can be a vicious son of a bitch

56: How many people have you fist fought?

What I was supposed to keep score? 

57: Do you believe in true love?

I used to.

58: Favourite weather?

Cool and calm, right after a storm. Overcast & grey. 

59: Do you like the snow?

kinda 

60: Do you wanna get married?

I did. 

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Eh, I guess.

62: What makes you happy?

I honestly can’t answer this right now.

63: Would you change your name?

Have done, thanks. 

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Yes 

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Depends on the friend. 

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

What does gender have to do with anything? fucks sake 

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

Abbey 

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Um, yesterday Jess & Abbey 

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

LOL I love that this is the 69th question; I used to and then I grew up and pubes. 

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

There used to be.