The Death Nap and the Disappearing Vitamin Tablet


So, the other day I innocently went for a nap. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Pulled my duvet over me and nodded off to the sounds of „Wilfred“ on
my laptop. 
I awoke a little over an hour later, with my heart racing. it was as if I’d just
finished running the 5K or something. I wasn’t breathing hard or anything, but
my pulse was thundering through my veins!  I’d had a sort of anxiety attack in 
my sleep. This isn’t the first time that I’d had something like this happen to me.
When my anxiety was at its worst, I’d wake up to these every single morning and
just lay in the bed, wondering if I was going to have a heart attack or not. Thankfully,
after many tests, I was told that it was Tachycardia brought on by my anxiety. This
time it was like I was falling through time and space. Everything felt to be in slow
motion and the my head was as if it was filled with carbonated water. Thankfully,
everything dissipated within 10 minutes. (Or at least it seemed like 10 minutes.) 
And if that wasn’t enough adventure for one day, this happened: 

I take a vitamin tablet every morning. Today, I happened to forget so I 
just said fuck it, and rather than wait until the next day, take it now, which
was a little after midday. I put it on my lap and reached for my water bottle 
only to look down and find the tablet was gone. THE FUCKING THING HAD
VANISHED. I knew I didn’t take it and the dog wasn’t I’m the room…An eerie
feeling creeped over me. What the fuck is going on? Is there a ghost in here or
am i completely losing my fucking mind?! I stood up, shook my blanket off and 
still nothing! It wasn’t until i shook out my jimjam bottoms I was wearing, did I see
the pinkish-yellow tablet on the floor. I don’t know how it got caught in my bottoms
or what really happened, because I looked on the floor before anything else. 
Thank you, universe for fucking with me and giving me a bit of a good time, even if
I did start thinking I’d need to ring an exorcist or a neurologist specialising it Alzheimer's. 
What about you guys? Ever had anything link that happen to you before? 
Feel free to leave a comment below or send me a Google+  Message, as the comments 
on here don’t always show or don’t allow them. I don’t know what’s wrong with the bleeding
 thing. 

  

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